Apr
20
In defense of dating your coworker
5. Bathroom sex
Is pretty amazing. And what a way to get through a rough day! See also: conference-room sex, parking-lot sex, darkroom sex, archives sex, warehouse sex, dining-room sex, sales-floor-after-hours sex: You know it’s wrong, but you also know it’s so freaking right. Beats masturbating into a wad of toilet paper with your Dockers dangling around your ankles on your “coffee break,” that’s for sure.