Look at this list of curse words I wrote when I was 7. Nothing’s changed.
There’s (sn)outrage in this Texas city because a dog can’t be mayor.
milesklee assembled this lovely poem out of Tumblr email subject lines.
My Mom and Dad Developed a Fart Game -
These are really my parents, and they really developed a fart game. Also, my mom has a Tumblr about pie.
Rob Ford loves tickles. GIF by Fernando Alfonso III/dailydot
Working from a coffeeshop all day. Not loading. Nope, that’s not loading either. Can you tweet this for me? It’s funny, I promise.
are you fucking kidding me
“‘hallelujah’ is great! i just wish it weren’t so jewish.”